Mr Robert Mugabe, Africa’s democracy envoy to the EU
In his first statement after his appointment, the African Congress’s “Democracy Envoy”, Mr. Robert Mugabe, rails against the filmsy facade of democracy within the EU;
“Well, whut can ah seh abouht de recent develope-ments in de Eee Yoo? Ah am verry concerned abouht de stetments ah am heerin’ concerning de ignorin’ uf the will uf th’ I-reesh peepul an’ dat uf de rest uf der Eee Yoo. Dey, toogever wid de Frenge an’ de Duts are de onlee pepul out uf narely 480 million who wuz allowed to vote for dis fuhndamental chenge in de way dey are guvund. Dis is quite deesgraceful. First de Frenge an’ de Duts are treeted wid contempt, an’ now it is de I-reesh who are cast aside………..